Spring time shit show
  

May 03, 2010 - Spring time shit show

So with no fucking thanks to Global Warming its spring once again. Luckily BP and those money-grubbing lords of oil have found other means of setting the environment back some 3,000 years, and I'm probably grossly under estimating that. Mr. CEO is up in the PR nightmare about how BP is going to pay for the clean up, HA HA MOTHERFUCKER! I'll tell you Who is going to pay for it, the consumer, just like we've over-paid for every debacle thats ever happened in the last 100+ years. Lets not forget the few trillion we have in the Iraq war and no price on the countless lives lost. If I were some Evangelical biggot or Palestinian cleric I'd just blame some it on some group of people that seemingly threatens my way of life. It's like when I'm in a port-o-potty and I get some splash-back, I curse those over-fornicating crack-addicted Chinchilla's in the world, may they all burn in hell.

In the mean time, if you just can't get the fuck over yourself or your ideology and want to teach those who seemingly threaten your way of life, you can try car-bombing Times Square. However, I might recommend some light reading on the global economy while on your bomb building breaks, it might help you wake up to how globally fucked you are if shit really hits the fan. You think shit is hard because of the first world is keeping you down now, just wait... bitch! The people you really need to sway toward your side are those who are generally being killed by futile violence. I mean, whats better than waking up massively rich country and getting them on your side, showing them how the first world is wronging them. Invest in some PR not IED's, Obama did and he's the first black President of a country who still thinks their president has majority control.

Don't get me wrong now, I like my country, I'm especially glad now that we've 'reformed' healthcare..? As far as I can honestly tell its just another bureaucratic device that will increase taxes for some, fine others and still let insurance companies drop you when your in dire need of care. The one thing we can look forward to is blaming those who supported it when it fails us in 5 or 10 years or looking down upon those who didn't support it, if it does work.

Overall we need to take responsibility for this shit already and realize that some shit happens and move on! After all there are over 6.5 billion people in the world, at least 4 billion of those people are fucking something up at any given moment. Largely we need to pay more attention to those few fucking things up for the 6.49 billion of us. Not everyone is so horrible though, some actually get it right.. and fucking kill it.

-Hap

"I fucked that up, can I try again?"

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