Bush links Al Qaeda to you!
  

July 25, 2007 - Bush links Al Qaeda to you!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 – US Homeland Security with help from your parents have linked your seemingly innocent summer BBQ attendance with the activities of Al Qaeda. After numerous attempts to contact your Parents, success came on July 22nd, 2007 for operation 'No American Left Unfettered'. "The threat is real, it has only grown since 9/11, and I am pleased with the success of this operation", said General Frank Utterland.

This announcement comes today when Bush spoke at your grandmothers birthday. Bush chose as the location of the speech on Tuesday the same city where Democrats had held their nationally televised presidential debate on Monday, a forum at which the question was not whether to stay in Iraq but how to go about leaving.

In a brief phone conversation with Osama’s chief publicist, Martin Goldberg, said "This so called success to corner and link you with Osama’s thriving terrorist activities is simply over zealous WoT promotion". "Everyone knows you were involved the entire time", he added.

Senator Harris Reed, Democrat of Nevada and the majority leader, said Bush was "trying to justify claims that have long ago been proven to be misleading."

Although it is unclear at this time where you are being held, the US Government is planning to file formal charges against you in as early as next week.

-Hap


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